1. Hi all, I’m John Giuffré, and this is my first upload on this YouTube channel! This is a very shitty quality bootleg of one of my first comedy sets! The “Acoustic Cafe.” Please note that “Pale Kid Raps Fast” is not my work, it was written and originally performed by the fabulous George Watsky, http://www.youtube.com/gwatsky

    Thanks for watching!

    TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/thesloppyjohn

    GOOGLE+ https://plus.google.com/u/1/107527922794445666443/posts

    TUMBLR: http://www.thesloppyjohn.tumblr.com/

     
     

  2. Hello, All. My Name is John

    Hi everybody, my name is John Giuffré. I’m 16 years old, and I’m probably going to end up dead in a gutter somewhere. But if that doesn’t happen, then I’d love to be a performer for the rest of my life. I love all sorts of performing arts, I’ve done music and acting through my school, but my biggest love is stand-up comedy. I like stand-up comedy because it’s a great way for me to let my absolutely insane ideas out of my head without being told to take a bunch of pills. I’m also a huge attention whore (Why do you think I made a tumblr?). 

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    I have a lot of ambitions and ideas for things to do or make. I really like video-making, and I used to be very into video-art (very hipster showy-offy video editing with sigur ros in the background or some shit… I was 14 give me a break y parents totally didn’t understand me maaaaaan). I definitely want to pursue video making in comedy, and I’ve been a part of a few projects, namely the “Game Night” series on MegaShortFuze’s channel. I’d love to make little skits or VINEs, musical parody videos or even mockumentaries. Of course my big problem here is that I’m a lazy piece of shit that can’t get off the double penetration section on PornHub, but one of these days I swear I’ma make the next “Roseanne” (or whatever funny things kids watch these days).  Anyways, I’m in love with YouTube, and I spend a solid 3 to 4 hours a day on it watching videos, and I’d like to think I’ve accumulated a rather large collection of good videos and playlists, so until I start uploading go make me feel good about myself!  http://www.youtube.com/thesloppyjohn

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    So with this blog, I plan to put up random musings about my adventures in the arts. I also may or may not reblog a bunch of random fandom stuff. I don’t know why you’d have any questions, but if you feel like asking me why I’m such a huge faggot, or why my mother didn’t abort me, the ask box is right there! I’m always down to chat. I also have a submit button if there’s anything cool you think I might like to see. 

    Some important links:
    YOUTUBE (again) http://www.youtube.com/sloppyjohngiuffre
    TWITTER (I post lots of funny jokes on here sometimes) http://www.twitter.com/thesloppyjohn
    GOOGLE+ (LOL): https://plus.google.com/107527922794445666443/posts
    EMAIL: thesloppyjohn@gmail.com 

    If you have any kind of business or collab related inquiry, please shoot me an email or a tumblr message!! I’ll definitely do my best to make some cool shit with you. (Nobody is going to message you John, you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.)

    Anyways, I’ve talked with my ugly face written with my ugly man-hands way too much. Thanks guys! I hope to see some new followers soon!